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Gimme 5!

If you have faith in Lord Almighty, you believe He is here, He is there, He is everywhere. Don’t you? I can hear a big YES from you. But wait a second! You just said God is everywhere! Can you prove?  I can!  I can prove His presence. I can prove His presence in some unimaginable places. Yeah !  He’s present right on the tip of some people’s tongues too!!! Here is the proof:

For some reason people keep saying “By God’s grace I went to US” “By God’s grace I completed the project” etc etc. We hear people saying these all the time. You try and  please God in every possible way. Of course, you believe He is going to be pleased when He hears you dedicate your success to Him. You dedicate it once. He’s pleased. You dedicate again. He’s double-pleased. You do it a million times. He’s pleased a million times. Now, hold on a minute! Are you sure He’s not going to forget the number of times you pleased Him; the number of times you made your Father in Heaven happy; the number of times you made The Saviour of Mankind proud for having created you? Why I doubt this is because no matter how many times I please my Supervisor in office, I get the same old sucky rating. He just seems to be suffering from STML(Short Term Memory Loss) during the last few days of the appraisal process. So next time you please God, make sure He replies back with some kind of a sign which signals the number of times He got pleased by you; say something like a token or a ticket with your ‘Your Please Registration ID’ falling all of a sudden from the sky. So, on the Judgement day, He can’t send you to Hell because you have the token with you! Why not? Well, that is how it works in office. You make note of the effort you had put in in the last half year or the last quarter. On the day of the Appraisal meeting, when your supervisor forgets that you worked on the third Saturday of the first month and on the second Sunday of the third month or that the number of kicks you got from the Client is less than the number of appreciations, you still have done a good job, in a relative way, Bang! You show him the stats. “Look! I have slogged my ass out! I have it all in paper! You give me a 5!”

 

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